IT-BHU v/s IITD

Before I start my chronology, I would like to share the latest bc topic, which I may forget otherwise..
It was last night when we were gossiping with a student of IITD at about 2 a.m. The bc took an interesting turn and we had some amazing facts in hand.there is so much hype about IITD that we totally neglect IT-BHU. Here are some of the points of discussion...
1) We think that the LAN at IT-BHU is worst and that at IIT is far-far better than ours..
But can you imagine that the person we met was appreciating the condition and the speed of our LAN.Normally the best speed which they get on DC is about 1 mbps and at our best we get about 8-9 mbps( you have to be at your best!) The net speed is also lot better then theirs..
And they have only one hot spot (Wi-Fi) in their campus whereas we have all the hostels having one.
2) We think that life in Delhi is very "happening" as compared to the life at Varanasi.
The reality is that their life is not better than ours or even worst then that.. How??? Let me explain: We have the opportunity to keep bike( I don't know for how long..) whereas its illegal to keep bike in IITD. So think how can you enjoy Delhi with bicycle!!!
They have so many places for hangout..That means the gentry is scattered there, whereas, we have only one place to hangout, that means the gentry is concentrated and you don't have to roam at so many places to look for class gentry...
3) We think that 'Miranda house', 'LSR' etc. are easily available for them, but... they also are devoid of it and only few unlucky ones get a chance to get in there..The same situation we are facing here..
4) Again they have the 'Miranda house' etc. So what? we also have 'MMV'!!!!(dont ever try to compare it) They have DU, so what? we have BHU!!
5) The nightlife-they dont have any- or they are geeks that they can't create it, whereas what kind of nightlife do you expect at Varanasi? I guess its better than theirs.. shocked!! Really, if you ever spend a nightout at assi ghat, the early morning view, the sunrise, you will wish to spend every night there..
6) The hostels and the rooms they have, think that they say "you have the best." And the most coveted thing is our mess( not the infrastructure, but the quality of food)..
7) The only thing which they have better than us is the exposure..No need to say something about it..But I can challenge them- meet us after 10 yrs...
8) And one thing which is common: They also sleep in their classes...They have the same boring lectures....same boring Proffs....

So in all..."IT-BHU" rocks!!!!!!!